Here's the key rule of vegetable gardening. Once the fruit of your labour has grown, you need to harvest it.
If you don't - maybe because you foolishly went on holiday at the end of July - your lettuces are going to bolt, your artichokes are going to become purple thistles, those cute little courgettes are going to be marrows, and your cucumbers are going to mutate into unfeasibly large comedy dildoes.
The kinky one on the left has an eight and a half inch girth (insert own joke here).
If you don't - maybe because you foolishly went on holiday at the end of July - your lettuces are going to bolt, your artichokes are going to become purple thistles, those cute little courgettes are going to be marrows, and your cucumbers are going to mutate into unfeasibly large comedy dildoes.
The kinky one on the left has an eight and a half inch girth (insert own joke here).
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