Farewell Trip is on special offer on Amazon.
Just 49 pence in Britain
Just 81 cents in the United States of America.
I've no idea how long the promotion lasts but click on your country of choice to take advantage!
Still, 49p eh. That's not a sum that buys you much:
16ml of a glass of humdrum red wine in a London All Bar One – that's not even a mouthful.
A 30th of a discounted ticket to sit in the rain and watch Fulham fail to have a shot on target before losing in the 119th minute to a team two divisions below them, although, to be fair, you do get a whole row of seats to yourself.
6 minutes of that Oscar-nominated film you feel you really should go and see, but which you know is going to be horribly depressing and make you feel utterly ashamed of yourself for weeks even though you never did anything wrong.
Instead, for just 49p, you can read about two fully-lived lives, and a love story played out in loads of exciting locations across the world, and Lampeter. There's a cute little rescue dog called Benji, a rant about those silly padlocks young lovers insist on tying to every city bridge, and sex with a blisteringly hot young Frenchman. For 49p! I know!
Plus, without giving too much away, the banker dies. I do so like a happy ending...